Snails

If we were all snails besides having telescoping eyes
we would be hermaphrodites without any need
to explain gender or sexual orientation
wouldn’t that be grand? Like Greco-
Roman times when everyone
was bi and that was the
norm of the day
and if you ever
saw a snail’s
gonads
you would
say Oh Wow
so just when you
think your hot stuff
a lowly mollusc has you
beaten by a mile my slimy friends ;o)